This is a silly car meme that I laughed at

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/04/2016 at 16:05 • Filed to: None

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Something something, “funny because it’s true,” something something....

DISCUSSION (14)

BeaterGT > Textured Soy Protein
11/04/2016 at 16:07

So glad I got a Legacy GT and not a World Rally Bro car.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Textured Soy Protein
11/04/2016 at 16:20

The caption makes use of the word “brah,” and not in a smug, sarcastic way. Somehow that’s worse than the car.

Textured Soy Protein > Bourbon&JellyBeans
11/04/2016 at 16:25

Pretty sure it is not meant sincerely. Check out the rest of the posts on the IG account.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Textured Soy Protein
11/04/2016 at 16:30

“If it’s bagged id drive it” basically my response to all Stanced cars

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Textured Soy Protein
11/04/2016 at 16:33

Wow carry on. Lol Sorry, long week.

ranwhenparked > Textured Soy Protein
11/04/2016 at 16:46

Wonder how may flat brim hats that guy owns? I’d guess 7, probably 7.

CobraJoe > BeaterGT
11/04/2016 at 16:48

Ditto.

I did a track day back when the weather was still nice (The stock legacy GT brakes SUCK), and of course the only person to show up with a WRX drove the track like he was lost and vaped the entire time he was off the track.

There were other Subbies there though, a 2.5 RS, an Outback wagon non-turbo (that plain hauled ass, it was setup for the track), and one guy who brought his honda instead of whatever Impreza version he said he had.

The Outback guy was by far the coolest guy to talk to.

BeaterGT > CobraJoe
11/04/2016 at 16:57

Yeah, my brakes do suck! Not worth upgrading though, rather just buy a faster/track oriented car.

XJDano > ranwhenparked
11/04/2016 at 17:01

One for each day of the week.

XJDano > Textured Soy Protein
11/04/2016 at 17:03

Well, Pike’s Peak is now paved all the way up, so he totally could when he got back from deployment.

CobraJoe > BeaterGT
11/04/2016 at 17:11

I was told that some decent rotors (Centric was reccomended twice) along with a good set of track type brake pads and some fresh DOT 4 fluid would make a huge difference. That’s not a whole lot to change, but my brakes are still pretty good so I don’t want to drop the $$ on wear parts I don’t quite need yet.

ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy > Textured Soy Protein
11/04/2016 at 17:21

I hate overfenders that aren’t painted the same as the primary color. The only cars that get a pass are 70-80s coupes like the 240z.

citizennick > Textured Soy Protein
11/04/2016 at 17:43

Widebody kits as we used to know them are dead ): bolt on fenders are probably way easier to produce and for some reason a vast majority of people prefer them. I honestly don’t mind some, and am actually looking at a kit to put on the Camaro over the winter.

BeaterGT > CobraJoe
11/04/2016 at 20:05

I’ll be doing mine (fronts) shortly so maybe I’ll try that out, thanks.